People – For Renaud’s perfecto, type 3 –

For Renaud’s perfecto, type 3

People - For Renaud's perfecto, type 3 -

The former singer Renaud, guest of Evelyne Thomas in a program against road violence, complacently lent himself to the ignoble game of charity business. Rest in peace…

Granted, it’s only TV. Admittedly, it has only a distant connection with the motorcycle. But still … The idle zapper had something to seriously rub his eyes on when he discovered, Monday evening on France 3, the show On behalf of others, moderated by Evelyne Thomas and dedicated to road safety.

Principle of the show, which had already been illustrated by offering a platform of more than two hours to the first lady of France to collect three yellow coins: "stars" come "sell gifts"- concept! – to viewers anxious to buy a good conscience for 0.56 € by Audiotel interposed.

The good cause of the day, that evening, was the Anne Cellier Foundation against road violence. No more stupid than anything else, because two or three soft from the bulb, nobody claims the right to kill with impunity on the road! It is therefore live and in the presence of the president of the association, Christiane Cellier, thoroughly into her thing and moreover very sympathetic (read), that Miss It’s my choice promised "love and emotion"on all floors, announcing in advance a"really exceptional evening"in the company of"biggest stars"come begging"only half a euro"to the couch potatoes slumped in front of their TV, phone in hand, ready to dial the premium rate number that would allow them to fall asleep with a clear conscience, proud to have actively fought the scourge of the day…

And beware, not the junk star! A good real star from home! Only heavy, large calibrated TF1 (yes, we are on France 3). Judge for yourself: the full Starac 3, which came to offer royally two seats for their concert – "but that’s not all"Says Michal, the winner of the last batch, with a strangely sullen eye:"It also gives access to the backstage to come and give us lots of kisses !"… Pascal Obispo himself, came to refurbish an old guitar which he would have used to compose the hymn to tax evasion of Florent Pagny … Laurie, obviously anxious to get rid of an oversized ski jacket .. Helène Segara, who came at the same time to sell a bracelet that seems to come straight from a gift distributor at the Foire du Trône and to denounce " the penalties not strong enough"applied in the event of an accident, essentially explaining that it is"not for people to go to jail, but they have to stay longer". Etc. Without counting the guest star Jean-Pierre Foucault (we are still on France 3!) Who will call live during the show ("a real completely unexpected surprise") to offer his 7 d’or !

And suddenly who do we find, in the midst of this swarm of prefabricated stars who congratulate themselves against a background of sticky varietoche and viscous good feelings? Renaud. "The magnificent singer Renaud, a living myth of song !"Excites the seal-eyed host who almost played the French Republic.

Eh yes. Renaud. The committed and gently rebellious ex-singer, who in a previous life had been able to make a whole generation of teenagers now in their thirties understand that words and ideals made sense, is now making charity television. Remembering at the last moment that he also had an audience before Manhattan-Kabul, the one who swore that he would never read in the newspapers "Renaud is dead, he is recovered"However, did not wish to be present on the set live. We therefore found him"delayed", seated at the back of a bistro, in the process of refourguer"one of my perfectos". But what a difference, basically ?

"This is Renaud’s real perfecto, a fabulous gift !", insists the jug anxious to blow up the ratings, before specifying a little later that"money is also used to give love". Certainly, but then it’s called prostitution, no ?

Renaud, if you look at us from up there…

Eric MICHEL

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